Saturday, 22 January 2011

An Introduction or Affairs for Beginners

So, married life is good at home but missing some spark, excitement..  Ever felt the need to do something that you're not supposed to??
So one night surfing the net 'stumbled' upon a site dedicated to like minded married people, looking for just that bit more...  Never seen anything like this, so after completing my profile, which believe me took lots of attempts, deletions and soul searching until I was happy, I Hit the 'sign up' button. 
No later than 24 hours later, with a heaving mailbox, I was like a kid in a candy store...where had all these frustrated men been hiding???  I needed to escape the husband and kids to explore my new found 'friends'..
Messages flowed through by the minute and were hastily sorted into three piles - the good, the bad and the ugly!  Well lets be honest I know you have to kiss a few frogs to reach Prince Charming but why not see if he is there first off!
Let me tell you, some guys out there are abundantly clear on what they want at the outset, they are not looking for 'one special person' as their profiles say, but a quick f...k was on their to do list.  However appealing that may be to some, I was looking for something deeper, a connection not just of bodily parts on the first date...
One guy caught my eye, nice profile, nice message nothing 'odd', or so I thought...We exchanged messages over a few days, he seemed nice, quite good looking from his pic and he asked for my mobile, this I have now deemed as reaching Level 2.  These Levels will be covered in more detail in my later blogs as things progress.
Well he called!!!!  We spoke and then he laid down his demands, high heels, OK not too bad, sexy underwear, again not too odd...then the crunch, how much red lip gloss could I wear?  Mmm, perfectly OK if further down the line but he informed me that his wife pulls this 'trick' if he babysits the kids...WHAT!!!

Rule No. 1 Don't talk to a potential mistress about what your wife does or doesn't do for you!

So, a no goer....all the build up, which was part of the excitement, but no satisfaction!!  Typical!!!

Still looking, have seen potential in another suitor....watch this space...

Lips x


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